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Our Daily Brew

In the name of the Coffee, the Bean, and the Holy Roast. Amen.
Feb 27 '13

(Source: pulptastic)

Feb 10 '13
To trust in the power of Coffee is to know His love and caffeination.

To trust in the power of Coffee is to know His love and caffeination.

(via ibarradas21)
Feb 9 '13
"Most men’s coffee will grow cold. But he who drinks to the end will be saved."
HeBrews 11:13
Feb 8 '13
"Take heed that no beverage leads you astray. For many will come in my name, saying, ‘I am the Coffee,’ and they will lead many astray. And you will hear of wars and rumors of wars; see that you are not alarmed; for this must take place, but the end is not yet. For hipster will rise against hipster, and Starbucks against Starbucks, and there will be famines and decafs in various cafes: all this is but the beginning of the sufferings."
Percolations 24:4-8
Feb 7 '13
"Blessed is he who caffeinates in the name of the Coffee."
Frappachino 23:38
Feb 6 '13
"You shall love the Coffee your Drink with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your mind."
Dunkin 22:37
Feb 5 '13
"The very roast which the drinkers rejected
has become the best of the brew;
this was the Coffee’s doing,
and it is marvelous to our tongues."
Arabica 21:42
Feb 4 '13
"Our Coffee who art in Starbucks,
Delicious be thy taste.
Thy caffeine come.
Thy will be done
at home as you are in Starbucks.
Give us this day our daily brew,
and forgive us our energy drinks,
as we forgive those who imbibe them and not you,
and lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from uncaffeination.
Amen."
The Coffee’s Prayer
Feb 3 '13
"Ye are the grounds of the Coffee: but if the grounds have lost its flavor, wherewith shall it be grounded? It is thenceforth good for nothing, but to be cast out, and to be put in gardens for a nice fertilizer."
Mocha 5:13
Feb 2 '13
"Do not envy the uncaffeinated or choose any of their ways."
Roastings 3:31
Feb 1 '13
"Coffee, do not rebuke me with a scalding
or discipline me with your watery-ness.
Have mercy on me, Coffee, for I am faint;
heal me, Coffee, for my bones are in agony.
My soul is in deep anguish.
How long, Coffee, how long?
Brew, Coffee, and deliver me;
save me because of your unfailing love.
Among the uncaffeinated no one proclaims your name.
Who praises you from the willing sleep?
I am worn out from my groaning.
All morning long I flood my car with weeping
and drench my desk with tears.
My eyes grow weak with tiredness;
they fail because of those who would have me quit you.
Away from me, all you who do not drink Him,
for the Coffee has heard my weeping.
The Coffee has heard my cry for wakefulness;
the Coffee accepts my filter.
All the uncaffeinated will be overwhelmed with sleep and anguish;
they will turn back and suddenly be put to sleep."
Latte 6
Jan 31 '13
"To the mouths of babes and hipsters
thou hast brought perfect Coffee"
Arabica 21:16
Jan 30 '13
"No one can serve two beverages; for either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve Coffee and tea."
Dunkin’ 6:24
Jan 29 '13
"Soda stirs up conflict, but Coffee covers over all wrongs."
Java 10:12
Jan 28 '13
"I can do everything through Coffee who gives me strength."
Frappachinos 4:13